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Insemination

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Having determined¹ that the husband was infertile², a childless couple decided³ to try artificial insemination.

When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.

She was feeling very uncomfortable about the whole situation and when the doctor started dropping his pants, she freaked.

"Wait a second! What the hell is going on here?" she yelled.

"Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor.

"Well, yes, but…" stammered⁴ the woman.

"Well lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor. "Were out of the bottled stuff, so you'll just have to settle for what's on tap."

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1 determined
adj.坚定的；有决心的
参考例句：
I have determined on going to Tibet after graduation.我已决定毕业后去西藏。 He determined to view the rooms behind the office.他决定查看一下办公室后面的房间。

2 infertile
adj.不孕的；不肥沃的，贫瘠的
参考例句：
Plants can't grow well in the infertile land.在贫瘠的土地上庄稼长不好。 Nobody is willing to till this infertile land.这块薄田没有人愿意耕种。

3 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

4 stammered
v.结巴地说出( stammer的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
He stammered most when he was nervous. 他一紧张往往口吃。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》 Barsad leaned back in his chair, and stammered, \"What do you mean?\" 巴萨往椅背上一靠，结结巴巴地说，“你是什么意思？” 来自英汉文学 - 双城记