A man was stranded¹ in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, "Would you like a cigar?"

The man said, "Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years." So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.

Then, she said, "Would you like a drink?"

The man said, "Lady, I ain't drank in ten years." So, she unzipped the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack² Daniels.

Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, "Would you like to play around?"

The man said with astonishment³... "You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too!"