A man
came1 home from work one day to find his
wife2 on the front
porch3 with her bags
packed4.
'Just where the heck do you think you're
going5!',
said6 the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just
found7 out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for
free8!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then
ran9 inside10 the house only to come back a
few11 minutes
later12 with his
suitcases13 in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'