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Babies come out

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A young teenager¹ comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true² what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replies³ her mother, pleased⁴ that the subject had⁵ finally⁶ come up and she wouldn't have to explain⁷ it.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock⁸ my teeth out?

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1 teenager
n.(13岁到19岁的)青少年
参考例句：
You still look like a teenager.你看起来像一个十几岁的青年。 Sandy is a very busy teenager.山迪是个非常忙碌的少年。

2 true
a.真实，不假的；忠实，可靠的；正确无误的
参考例句：
He who doesn't reach the Great Wall is not a true man.不到长城非好汉。 I will come and see if it is true.我要来了解一下，是否真有其事。

3 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

4 pleased
adj.高兴的，快乐的，喜欢的，满意的
参考例句：
She was pleased to hear good news about him.听到他的好消息，她很高兴。 Whichever day you come,we will be pleased to see you.无论你哪一天来，我们都很高兴。

5 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

6 finally
adv.最后地；最终
参考例句：
We can finally take a rest.总算是可以休息了。 Finally,they won the game.结果他们打赢了。

7 explain
vt.解释，说明；vi. 解释，说明，辩解
参考例句：
She knows how to explain it.她知道怎么解释它。 Could you explain that again?您能再解释一遍吗？

8 knock
n.敲，敲打；vt./vi.敲击，互撞，攻击
参考例句：
There was a very quiet knock at the door.有人轻声叩门。 She took a bad knock when her parents died. 她的父母去世使她受到沉重的打击。

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