My hands shake_成人笑话

My hands shake

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Three old guys are sitting around complaining.

The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved¹ this morning I almost cut my ear off."

The second guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on my toast."

The third guy says, "My hands shake so bad that the last time I went to pee I came taking my cock² out."

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1 shaved
n.剃过的v.（用剃刀）刮（胡须等），为（某人）剃毛发( shave的过去式和过去分词 )；刨（木头等）；削；掠过
参考例句：
They had to obey the decree that beards be shaved off. 他们只得服从剃光胡须的法令。来自《简明英汉词典》 The car just shaved the wall while it was cornering. 汽车在拐弯时恰好擦过墙边。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 cock
n.公鸡，雄鸟；旋塞，开关
参考例句：
The cock is crowing.这只公鸡正在啼鸣。 The cloud was in the shape of a cock.那云成公鸡形。

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