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Sex problem

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This guy¹ visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got² a sex³ problem⁴. I can't get it up for my wife⁵ anymore⁶."

The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."

The next day, the guy shows up with his wife.

The doctor says to the wife, "Take off⁷ your clothes and lie⁸ on the table."

She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few⁹ times looking her up and down.

He pulls¹⁰ the guy to the side¹¹ and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either¹²."

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1 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

2 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

3 sex
n.性别，男性或女性，性欲；vt.区别…的性别，引起…的性欲
参考例句：
What sex is this fish?这条鱼是什么性别的？ She does not enjoy the company of the opposite sex.她不喜欢由异性奉陪。

4 problem
n.问题；难题
参考例句：
The problem is ongoing.这个问题尚未解决。 This problem is too hard for me to solve.这个问题太难，我解决不了。

5 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

6 anymore
adv.不再，再也不
参考例句：
She doesn't live here anymore.她已不在这里住了。 He doesn't come here anymore.他再也不到这儿来。

7 off
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。 I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

8 lie
n.谎话；谎言；vi.躺；平放；展现；展开；位于；vt.说谎；躺
参考例句：
We are looking for a place to lie.我们在找躺的地方。 What did I lie about?我撒了什么谎？

9 few
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。 I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。

10 pulls
v.拉( pull的第三人称单数 )；扯；拉过来；划（船）
参考例句：
He pulls in quite a lot as a milkman. 他卖牛奶赚了相当多的钱。来自《简明英汉词典》 He pulls in a lot of overtime pay each month. 他每月挣得不少加班费。来自《简明英汉词典》

11 side
n.边，旁边；面，侧面
参考例句：
The shop is on the west side of the street.商店在街道的西边。 There was a lot of people on every side. 到处都是人。

12 either
adj.任一，两方的；prep.任一，随便任一个；conj.或，也
参考例句：
I have bought two books,you can have either.我买了两本书，你要哪一本都可以。 I don't think either of them are at home.我想他们中任何一个都不在家。

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