Something warm_成人笑话

Something warm

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There were three prostitutes living¹ together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.

One night the daughter came² home looking very down.

"How did³ you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

"Not too good," replied⁴ the daughter. "I only got⁵ $20 for a blow job."

"Wow!" said⁶ the mother, "In my day we gave⁷ a blow job for 50 cents⁸!"

"Good God⁹!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs¹⁰!"

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1 living
adj.活的，活着的，现存的；逼真的，一模一样的；生活的，维持生活的；n.生活，生计
参考例句：
Nowadays it is very easy to earn a living.现今谋生很容易。 I'll never forget that as long as I am living.这事我至死也不会忘记。

2 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

3 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

4 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

5 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

7 gave
vbl.（give的过去式）给予，产生，发表
参考例句：
He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱，我给了他一些。 I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图，这样你就不会迷路了。

8 cents
n.分，一分钱的硬币( cent的名词复数 )
参考例句：
dividend payments of 50 cents a share 每股50分的股息支付 A huge plateful like that costs only 50 cents. 这样大一盘才50美分。来自《简明英汉词典》

9 god
n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物
参考例句：
God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。 God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。

10 stomachs
n.胃（stomach的复数形式）
参考例句：
She could feel his legs against hers, their stomachs touching occasionally. 她能感觉到他的腿顶着她的，他们的肚子偶然碰到一下。来自英汉文学 - 廊桥遗梦 I forced many kinds of seeds into the stomachs of dead fish. 我曾把很多类种子装入死鱼胃内。来自辞典例句