Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy¹ to their own design.

First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel² and hammer, he gave it a hole.

Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit³.

Third was a hunter, short and stout⁴, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet⁵ he lined it within.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.

Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a C#NT!