A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro¹ for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the
game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice² teed up and smacked³ the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

The pro just stood there and stared at the novice. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone.