At the cocktail¹ party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" 　　The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either" 　　

　　在一个鸡尾酒舞会上， 一个女人对另外一个女人说：“你结婚戒指带错手指了。”

　　另一个回答说：“嗯，人也嫁错了。”

        A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". 　　

　　Next day she received a hundred letters. 　　

    They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 　　

　　一位女士在“找丈夫”广告栏目下登了一条启示。 　　

　　次日她收到了上百封信，

　　内容均是：“我可以把我的丈夫让给你。”

    When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge² than to let her keep him.

　　如果一个女人偷了你的老公，最好的复仇方式便是让她继续拥有他。

    Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.

　　在美国80%的已婚男人撒谎，其余的20%在加拿大撒谎。

    A woman is incomplete³ until she is married. Then she is finished.

　　女人要到结婚时才算完整，结婚后便完蛋了。

    Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."

　　有女人曾曰：“直至结婚我才晓得真正的快乐是什么，但是已经太晚了。”

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

　　婚姻便是想象力战胜智力的成功案例。