Who will wash the dishes_成人笑话

Who will wash the dishes

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Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom¹ go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said² to her husband³, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"

Mr. Jones was⁴ quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.

They came⁵ out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got⁶ into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark⁷. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill⁸. A woman's running⁹ along¹⁰ the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"

Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove¹¹ the car slowly¹² near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"

"No, thank you," the woman said, but she did¹³ not stop running. "My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes¹⁴ at home!"

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1 seldom
adv.很少，不常
参考例句：
Lazy people seldom succeed.懒惰的人很少会成功。 On Sundays,he seldom stays in the house.星期天他很少待在房子里。

2 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

3 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

4 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

5 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

6 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

7 dark
adj.黑色的；暗的；黑暗的
参考例句：
The night is too dark for us to see.夜间太暗，我们看不见。 The sky was dark blue and clear when the moon came up.月亮出来时，天空是深蓝色的，非常晴朗。

8 bill
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。 It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。

9 running
n.赛跑，流出，运转；adj.流动的，跑着的，连续的
参考例句：
I like running.我喜欢跑步。 The water is running out.水流出来了。

10 along
adv.一道，一起；prep.沿着，顺着
参考例句：
Would you like to come along?你想一起去吗？ They walked slowly along the road.他们沿着公路慢慢走。

11 drove
vbl.驾驶，drive的过去式；n.畜群
参考例句：
He drove at a speed of sixty miles per hour.他以每小时60英里的速度开车。 They drove foreign goods out of the market.他们把外国货驱逐出市场。

12 slowly
adv.慢地，缓慢地
参考例句：
Speak more slowly,please.请说慢一点。 Do it slowly and carefully.要慢慢仔细地做。

13 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

14 dishes
n.盘( dish的名词复数 )；餐具；一盘食物；外貌有吸引力的人
参考例句：
a pile of unwashed dishes 一堆未洗的碟子 The dishes were many, but they were all poorly cooked. 菜很多，但烧得都不好吃。来自《简明英汉词典》

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