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Florida's Old Sparky

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On a given night, 2 deathrow inmates¹ are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor² admisnisters to the other condemned³ man in his cell.
"Don't worry my son", says the pastor, "as soon as the high voltage reaches your brain, it numbs⁴ all your senses, so you won't feel a thing."
Suddenly some horrible screams are heard throughout the entire cell block. The pastor immediately ask one of the guard "What is all this screaming about?"
Not to worry pastor, we had a power failure, so we're finishing the first execution "by candles".

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1 inmates
n.囚犯( inmate的名词复数 )
参考例句：
One of the inmates has escaped. 被收容的人中有一个逃跑了。来自《简明英汉词典》 The inmates were moved to an undisclosed location. 监狱里的囚犯被转移到一个秘密处所。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 pastor
n.牧师，牧人
参考例句：
He was the son of a poor pastor.他是一个穷牧师的儿子。 We have no pastor at present:the church is run by five deacons.我们目前没有牧师：教会的事是由五位执事管理的。

3 condemned
adj. 被责难的, 被宣告有罪的动词condemn的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
He condemned the hypocrisy of those politicians who do one thing and say another. 他谴责了那些说一套做一套的政客的虚伪。 The policy has been condemned as a regressive step. 这项政策被认为是一种倒退而受到谴责。

4 numbs
v.使麻木，使麻痹( numb的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
Patients inhale a topical anesthetic that numbs their nasal passages and throat. 病人吸入一种局部麻醉药，能够麻醉他们的鼻道和喉部。来自互联网 SATIATION-Numbs them out, they feel nurtured by the numbing experience. 满足感-自我麻木，他们希望生活在麻木中。来自互联网

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