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Bug on Windshield

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A man and his wife¹ are driving down the highway having a fight² over the husband³ sleeping with another woman.

The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the man's penis and throws it out the window. The penis splats onto⁴ the windshield（挡风玻璃） of the car that is following⁵ and rolls⁶ off⁷. The 14 year old girl riding with her dad says "What was⁸ that Dad?" The father says "It was just a bug⁹, honey¹⁰".

The daughter replies¹¹ "Wow Dad, that bug sure had¹² a big dick".

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1 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

2 fight
n.打架，战斗，斗志；v.对抗，打架
参考例句：
We are ready to fight again.我们再度准备好战斗。 I'll fight with you.我会和你并肩作战。

3 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

4 onto
prep.到…之上；向…之上
参考例句：
The cat jumped onto the chair.猫跳到椅子上。 He threw himself onto the sofa.他猛然坐到沙发上。

5 following
n.下列各项，部下，党羽；aaj.下列的，其次的；vbl.跟随
参考例句：
The following is the full text.全文如下。 Answer the following questions.回答下列问题。

6 rolls
n.名册( roll的名词复数 )；滚翻v.（使）打滚( roll的第三人称单数 )；（使）转动；卷；把…卷成筒状
参考例句：
This is the Rolls-Royce of canoes. 这是独木舟中的极品。 The wheel of history rolls forward with an irresistible force. 历史车轮滚滚向前，势不可挡。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

7 off
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。 I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

8 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

9 bug
n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器
参考例句：
There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。 The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。

10 honey
n.蜂蜜，甜蜜，爱人；adj.蜂蜜似的，甜蜜的，甘美的；vt.加蜜使甜
参考例句：
Honey is very sweet.蜂蜜很甜。 That car is a honey.那辆轿车是个宝贝。

11 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

12 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

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