The Gloves Joke
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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration1 he decided2 a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic3, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping4, the clerk mixed up the items5 and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:



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Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate6 shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


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1 consideration CYkyR     
n.考虑,思考;要考虑的事;体谅,关心
参考例句:
  • John never showed any consideration for his mother's feeling.约翰从来都不体谅他母亲的感情。
  • We did an overall consideration of the matter at last.最后我们又对这个问题作了全盘考虑。
2 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
参考例句:
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
3 romantic jXPx0     
adj.浪漫的,风流的,传奇性的,夸大的,想象的,浪漫派的
参考例句:
  • She thinks it will be romantic to be an actress.她认为当个女演员会很浪漫。
  • Her husband is very romantic.她丈夫非常浪漫。
4 wrapping We6zJj     
n.包装材料;包装纸v.包,裹住(wrap的现在分词)adj.包装用的
参考例句:
  • He spent the evening wrapping up the Christmas presents. 他花了一个晚上的时间把圣诞礼物都包了起来。
  • She tore the cellophane wrapping off the box. 她把包装盒子的玻璃纸撕了下来。
5 items 691d502cfd0e0626cd3b058e5682ad1c     
n.物料项目 (任何一种自制或采购的零部件或组装件,如最终产品、部件、子部件、零件或原材料);条( item的名词复数 );一项;一则;一件商品(或物品)
参考例句:
  • Bulky items will be collected separately. 大件物品将分开收集。
  • Customers with ten items or less can use the express lane. 购买十件商品以内的顾客可使用快速购物通道。
6 delicate Hx1xS     
adj.巧妙的,敏感的;易损的,娇嫩的
参考例句:
  • Be careful with those wine cups — they are very delicate.当心那些酒杯—它们很容易碎。
  • The delicate handicraft works will not bear rough handling.精致的手工艺品经不起粗鲁的摆弄。
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