Mirror, mirror, by the sink,
tell me what you truly think.
Am I fat or am I thin?
Will I lose or should I win?
Am I short? Perhaps too tall?
Are my ears a bit too small?
Is my nose exactly right?
Do I have an overbite?
Am I weak or super strong?
Is my hair too short or long?
Am I smart or rather dumb1?
Can you say what I'll become?
Am I nerdy?  Am I cool?
Am I awful? Do I rule?
Am I great or do I stink2?
Mirror, mirror by the sink.