Ogden Myers spun1 his tires,
he loved to squeal2 and skid3 them.
He liked to make black tire marks,
though traffic laws forbid them.
The screeching4 noise, the pouring smoke,
he thought it quite a sport,
until police arrested him
and dragged him off to court.
Before the judge he cried and cried,
all teary-eyed and blubbery,
but though he wailed5, he still got jailed --
the charge was "highway rubbery."