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l don't know why l didn't think of this.

252
The elevator's by far the most efficient way
to get around the factory.

253
There can't be this many floors.

254
How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?

255
This isn't just an ordinary
up-and-down elevator, by the way.

256
This elevator can go sideways,
longways, slantways...

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...and any other ways
you can think of.

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You just press any button
and, whoosh¹, you're off.

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Oh, look. Look.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Fudge Mountain.

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I'd rather not talk about this one.

262
This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center.

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lt's relatively² new.

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The administration offices.

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Hello, Doris.

266
Why is everything here
completely pointless?

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Candy doesn't have to have a point.

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That's why it's candy.

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lt's stupid.

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Candy is a waste of time.

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No son of mine is going to be
a chocolatier.

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Then I'll run away.

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To Switzerland. Bavaria.

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The candy capitals of the world.

275
Go ahead.

276
But l won't be here
when you come back.

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Sorry, son.

278
We're closing for the night.

279
l wanna pick a room.

280
Go ahead.

281
Here.

282
Put these on quick, and don't
take them off whatever you do.

283
This light could burn your eyeballs
right out of your skulls³.

284
And we certainly don't want that,
now, do we?

285
This is the testing room for my very latest
and greatest invention:

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Television Chocolate.

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One day it occurred to me:

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''Hey, if television can break up
a photograph...

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...into millions and millions of tiny pieces
and send it whizzing through the air...

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...then reassemble it
on the other end...

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...why can't l do the same
with chocolate?

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Why can't l send a real bar of chocolate
through the television, ready to be eaten?''

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I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm not going in that direction.

294
Sounds impossible.

295
lt is impossible.

296
You don't understand anything
about science.

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First off, there's a difference between
waves and particles.

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Second, the amount of power it would take
to convert energy in matter...

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...would be like nine atomic bombs.

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Mumbler!

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