551
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

552
- Ma, you okay?
- You see what you did?

553
- What did l do?
- Now, if she wanted
to prove it, she'd prove it.

554
Peter has one testicle.

555
- No way.
- Way.

556
About a month ago
there was an accident...

557
and he was playing basketball and his
friend had a pencil in his back pocket.

558
Eww!

559
Maybe, um--

560
No.

561
- Oh, no!
- Well, somebody's gotta look.

562
Don't look at me.

563
- No.
- Yeah, maybe, uh--

564
lt's not--
lt's not my, uh, uh--

565
Okay, l'm his mother.

566
Oh, Mom! Eww!

567
Well, look at
the bright side.

568
He's got more room
in his Jockey shorts.

569
Ma!

570
- Who is it?
- What gives?

571
- You stood me up.
- For what?

572
- Our date.
- What date?

573
To the lce Capades.
l had to eat your ticket.

574
l never said l would
go on a date with you.

575
- Yes you did. Yes you did!
- No, l didn't. No, l didn't!

576
- Did too! Did! Did!
- Didn't! Didn't! Didn't!

577
- Who is it?
- Lucy, it's Saul.

578
- Oh, my god¹.
- What, are ya two-timing Joe, Jr.?

579
l'm not two-timing.
l never one-timed.

580
- Hey, l'll fight the guy.
- Hey, get in the closet².

581
- Not a word.
- Nice panties.

582
Hey.

583
l like boxer³ shorts, but,
uh, l'll try these, eh--

584
- Sorry.
- Have you got company?

585
- No. TV. lt's on... next door.
- Oh.

586
Um... you, uh, want some coffee
or tea or something?

587
No, no.
Not a-- Not a thing.

588
- Lucy, there's something
you should know.
- What?

589
Well, the night you visited
Peter, l was outside the door.

590
l know the truth.

591
Sorry, Saul. You now, you do--
You don't have to worry, 'cause
l'm gonna tell them everything.

592
Don't tell them a thing.

593
Remember the day you said you'd-- you'd
never do anything to hurt the family?

594
- Yeah?
- Well, since they met you,
they figure⁴ they have Peter back.

595
Now, if you tell them the truth,
eh, it'll take him away again.

596
They need you, Lucy.
Just like you need them.

597
Now, look,
l know you're a good girl.

598
And l know you'll do
the right thing.

599
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Yes, you will.

600
Oh-Oh, oh, by the way,
how did you know about the--

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