851
He probably owes you money, huh?
852
- Well, I'll ask him.
- He's dead. He can't talk.
853
Look who knows so much.
854
Well, it just so happens
that your friend here is only "mostly dead".
855
There's a big difference between
"mostly dead" and "all dead".
856
Please open his mouth.
857
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
858
Now, all dead... well, with all dead,
there's usually only one thing that you can do.
859
- What's that?
- Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
860
Hey! Hello in there.
Hey! What's so important?
861
What you got here
that's worth living for?
862
True... love...
863
True love. You heard him.
You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
864
Sonny, true love is the
greatest thing in the world.
865
Except for a nice MLT,
a mutton, lettuce1 and tomato sandwich,
866
where the mutton is nice and lean and
the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.
867
But that's not what he said.
He distinctly said "to blave".
868
And, as we all know,
"to blave" means "to bluff2".
869
So you're probably playing cards,
and he cheated...
870
Liar3!
Liar!
871
Get back, witch!
872
I'm not a witch,
I'm your wife.
873
But after what you just said,
I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
874
You never had it so good.
875
"True love", he said.
True love, Max. My god!
876
- Don't say another word, Valerie.
- He's afraid.
877
Ever since prince Humperdinck fired him,
his confidence is shattered.
878
Why'd you say that name? You promised
me that you would never say that name.
879
What, Humperdinck?
Humperdinck. Humperdinck!
880
- Humperdinck. Humperdinck.
- I'm not listening.
881
A life expiring and you don't have
the decency4 to say why you won't help.
882
- Nobody's hearing nothing!
- Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
883
This is Buttercup's true love.
If you heal him,
884
he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
885
Shut up! Wait. I make him better,
Humperdinck suffers?
886
Humiliations galore!
887
That is a noble cause.
Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.
888
That's a miracle pill?
889
The chocolate coating
makes it go down easier.
890
But you have to wait
15 minutes for full potency5.
891
- And you shouldn't go swimming
after, for at least, what? - An hour.
892
- Yeah, an hour.
- A good hour.
893
- Thank you for everything.
- Okay.
894
- Bye-bye, boys.
- Have fun storming the castle.
895
- Think it'll work?
- It would take a miracle.
896
- Bye!
- Bye!
897
Inigo, there's more than thirty...
898
What's the difference?
We've got him.
899
Help me here.
We'll have to force feed him.
900
- Has it been fifteen minutes?
- We can't wait the wedding's in half an hour