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Hey, what you doing there, flipper1 bird?
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Nothing. What are you doing?
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Nothing. Just dropped in
for a little lunch.
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There's food? Here?
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Leg or wing?
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Oh, no, no, wait. Not me, I'm a penguin2.
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Exactly. The flipper birds,
that's you, eat the fish.
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The flying birds, that's me,
eat the flipper bird and the fish.
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And lately, there ain't a lot of fish.
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-So....
-This time I'm getting the juicy bits.
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-Me first!
-Hey, you want a piece of me?
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Hey, hey, hey!
I'm trying to think about lunch.
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Wait! Watch this!
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Yeah, that's weird3, all right. Listen.
For once, we're gonna do this civilized4.
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-Now, get in line--
-Hey! What's that on your leg?
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-What? This little thing?
-Oh, no. Don't start him on that.
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Shut up! The little flipper bird
asked me a perceptive5 question.
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-A question like that deserves an answer.
-Here we go.
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I got two words for you:
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"Alien abduction."
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-Oh, you had to ask.
-Have mercy.
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Quiet!
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Now, little buddy,
there is something out there.
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Creatures. Not like us.
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Bigger, fiercer, and smarter too.
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-Ask me how I know.
-How?
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Because I've been captured by them,
that's how.
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Unbelievable.
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What do you mean "unbelievable? "
It's true.
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I'm sitting on a rock,
minding my own business...
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...when suddenly, they're onto me.
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These beings, like big ugly penguins6.
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Fat, flabby faces with front-ways eyes...
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...no feathers, no beaks,
and these-- These appendages7.
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They probe me. They tie me up.
They strap8 me down.
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They take this pointy thing
and they stick it into me.
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And then, blackout.
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Gosh.
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I woke up and there's this--
This thing on me.
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Every flying bird is dissing me,
"Hey, what's happening, yellow leg? "
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It was humiliating.
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And then what?
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It was humiliating.
What more do you want?
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They could have eated you.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I guess my pitiful cries for mercy
appealed to their better nature.
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Can I appeal to your better nature?
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Nice try, kid, but no.
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No. No. No!
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What you doing down there, flipper bird?