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Mrs Monroe showed me
where the salon1 will be.
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- You could have a cosmetics2 counter.
- Wouldn't that be great?
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Great.
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Then she showed me the back room
where she took all her clothes off.
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Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am.
I'm as pleased as punch.
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This venture's gonna teach you volumes.
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There's nothing like
running your own business.
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I've never done it myself,
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but I gather it's the greatest satisfaction
a working man can have.
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So I guess the bank's
gonna be your next step, huh?
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The bank?
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Yeah. Take out a loan, get yourself started.
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Nothing to worry about. With your talent
and reputation, it's gonna be a snap.
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No credit,
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no record of jobs you've held,
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no savings3,
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no personal investments...
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No social security number -
you may as well not even exist...
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- There is no collateral4.
- No, we already have a second on the house.
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But don't the testimonials count?
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Did you see here the mayor's wife
can't wait to become a client?
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We simply can't do it.
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Now, get yourself a social security card,
establish credit and buy yourself a car.
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You have a decided5 advantage.
You can get a handicapped placard
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and park anywhere you like.
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I can't believe it. It's just an outrage6.
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But don't you worry. This isn't the end of it.
We'll get your money somehow.
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- But that's breaking and entering.
- My parents have insurance up the rear.
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What'll it cost them?
A little hassle, that's about it.
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- We can't.
- This guy'll give us cash for the stuff.
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I don't want to.
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You don't want us to have our own van where
we can be alone? And a mattress7 in the back?
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Why can't you do it?
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Because the room's locked
and we need Edward to get us in.
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Can't you take the key when he's sleeping?
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The only thing he hangs on to tighter
is his dick.
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- Razor Blades'll do anything for you.
- That's not true.
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- Oh, no? Why don't you ask him?
- That's not fair.
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- So what? There isn't any other way.
- There's gotta be.
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Look, I've racked my brain.
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Don't you want us to have our own van?
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Yeah.
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Jim, the lights are on!
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Those go on automatically.
They're gone for the weekend, I told you.
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In case of burglars.
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- You turned off the alarm?
- Yes. Let's go.
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I hate this.
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Are you sure he doesn't know
this is Jim's house?
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- This person stole from you?
- Keep it down!
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I told you he stole it, OK? Let's go!