501
I can't believe you tried to kill me.
502
Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
503
I told you, mrs. Huber came over, and I got distracted.
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It was a mistake.
505
Since when do you make mistakes?
506
What's that supposed to mean?
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It means I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time.
508
I-I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move.
509
I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom.
510
You're this plastic suburban1 housewife
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with her pearls and her spatula2
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who says things like "we owe the hendersons a dinner."
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Where's the woman I fell in love with...
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who used to burn the toast and drink milk out of the carton...
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and laugh?
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I need her.
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Not this cold, perfect thing you've become.
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These need water.
519
Bree sobbed3 quietly in the restroom for five minutes,
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but he husband never knew,
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because when Bree finally emerged...
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she was perfect.
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I found my earrings4. We can go now.
524
Was John here today?
525
Well, yeah.
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The lawn hasn't been mowed5. I've had it.
527
We're getting a real gardener.
528
- Why?
- Are you deaf?
529
I just said he's not doing his job.
530
It dark. You just can't see that the lawn has been mowed.
531
It hasn't been. Feel this grass.
532
I'm not feeling the grass.
533
Let's just get going. Come on. We're late.
534
- Take care of it.
- Yes, sir.
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There's Tanaka.
536
Time for me to go into my dance.
537
Good luck, sweetheart.
538
Oh, excuse me. Ma'am? You see that man who just walked away?
539
Can you make sure he has a drink in his hand all night long?
540
Yes, ma'am.
541
Oh, mrs. Huber,how you doing?
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Not too well, I'm afraid.
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I'm trying to find something to soothe6 my stomach.
544
Oh, it's upset?
545
Yeah. I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake.
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It's been running through me ever since.
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And I need to be at my best.
548
Edie Bri's son is spending the night tonight.
549
He's spending the night?
550
Apparently, Edie is having a gentleman friend over for dinner,
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