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Now, would you put that down and start looking for jewelry1?
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Dr. Albert Goldfein was the most accomplished2 marriage counselor3 in the city.
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He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse
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to infidelity
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to domestic4 violence.
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Yes, dr. Goldfine thought he had seen it all,
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and then he met the Van de Kamps.
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Hi. I'm Bree, and this is my husband Rex...
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and I brought you some homemade potpourri5.
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The answer is yes.
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You're about to make a fortune off of us.
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Guys, I'm very --
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Sit in your seats.
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I am not going to tell you again!
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Buckle up!
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I mean it, so help me, I will --
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Crap!
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Licenses, registration6, ma'am.
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Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over?
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I have a theory.
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The kids are jumping up and down. They should be sitting, wearing their seat belts.
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I don't let them -- they don't even listen to me. It's very frustrating7.
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Well, you have to find a way to control them. After all, that's your job.
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Though he'd been a policeman for six years,
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officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation.
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Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children.
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Are you saying I'm a bad mother?
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Ma'am, you need to get back in your car, please.
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I have no help. My husband's always away on business.
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I'm going to have to ask you to step back now.
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My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.
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I haven't slept through the night in six years,
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and for you to stand there and judge me...
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I'm not going to give you a ticket.
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I'm just going to let you off with a warning.
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I accept your apology.
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Buckle up.
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Mrs. Solis.
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Hello, Jonathan.
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Well, this is my room.
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Sorry about the mess.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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You just missed my mom. Friday she coaches my little sister's soccer team.
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Oh, yes. I heard that.
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Um, John, we need to talk about what happened the other day.
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Mr. Solis isn't starting to catch on, is he?
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No, no, he doesn't have a clue, god love him.
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It's just that when you come over to garden, you might actually have to garden.
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Great. You're breaking up with me
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in my own bedroom.