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Previously on "desperate housewives"...
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Someone sent that note to my wife,
and I need to know who.
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Some secrets were discovered...
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After my mom died, I started
remembering what happened to Dana.
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Who's Dana?
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What are you doing here?
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Some secrets were uncovered...
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It could be any one of these guys
she's having an affair with.
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Don't worry about it.
I'm not letting her out of my sight.
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And some secrets...
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Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
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How do you cram1 it all in?
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Were shared.
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That's A.D.D. medication.
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Competition --
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it means different things to different people.
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In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.
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On Wisteria Lane,
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that means keeping up with Bree Van De Kamp.
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Everyone knew Bree had the nicest
lawn in the neighborhood,
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and no one be grudged2 her this.
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No one, that is,
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except Martha Huber,
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whose own lawn paled in comparison.
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No matter how carefully she trimmed...
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or how lovingly she watered...
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or how generously she fertilized3...
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the grass was always greener
on the other side of the fence.
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Hello, Victor.
How are you today?
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Out jogging again?
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I can't catch my breath.
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Would you like a slurp4 from my hose?
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Victor?
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Victor?
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Don't worry.
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I'm going to get an ambulance.
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Then one day Mrs. Huber finally got the
chance to mow5 down the competition.
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Help!
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Somebody help!
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What happened?
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He collapsed6 on your hydrangeas.
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Call 911!
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Yes, Mrs. Huber understood
the first rule of competition --
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in order to win, you have to want it more.
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Episode 7 : Anything You Can Do
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When I was alive,
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my friends and I came together once a month
for a meeting of the Wisteria Lane book club.
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We found the problems of literary
characters so absorbing --
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the way they dealt with adversity,
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conducted illicit affairs,
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