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Previously on "desperate housewives"...
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I just want to move this place fast.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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Edie, wait.
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It's so incomprehensible to me that
Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
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For 5 grand, she's hurt.
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10 grand, she's gone.
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Some neighbors hired help...
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how am I supposed to pull off
a formal dinner with no warning?
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I don't know.
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And some helped themselves.
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I hate that she's always watching us.
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Some just couldn't stop.
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Smile, Gabrielle.
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And one...
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didn't stop in time.
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Oh, Andrew, I need your help, honey.
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Mama?
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There is a widely read book that tells
us everyone is a sinner.
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Of course, not everyone who reads this book
feels guilt1 over the bad things they do,
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but Bree Van De Kamp did.
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In fact, Bree had spent most of her life feeling guilty.
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As a child, she felt guilty about not getting straight A's.
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As a teenager, she felt guilty about
letting her boyfriend go to second base.
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As a newlywed, she felt guilty about taking
three weeks to get out her thank-you cards.
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But she knew the transgressions2 of her past
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were nothing compared with the sin she was about to commit.
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Can't we just go to the police and tell them it was an accident?
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This wasn't some simple DUI.
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Not only was your brother drinking,
Andrew left the scene of the crime.
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That makes it a hit-and-run.
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Maybe I could go to Canada.
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You know, until the statute3 of limitations is up.
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You really think mom and dad are going to foot the
bill while you go moose hunting for seven years?
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If Carlos's mother dies, there is no statute of limitations.
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Right, because then it's murder.
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Shut up!
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You shut up.
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How could it be murder?
It was an accident!
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We have to get rid of the car.
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But we can't sell it.
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The police might find it, and there could be DNA4.
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We'll take the car to a bad part of town,
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we'll leave the keys in the ignition
and the doors unlocked5.
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If the police don't find it, we'll get
the insurance money, and if they do,
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it wasn't in our possession.
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Anyone could have hit Mrs. Solis.
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That sounds good.
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Bree, are you sure?
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Our son could spend the rest of his life in jail.