601
You can burn my house down.
602
You just have to know that I am so racked with guilt1,
603
I don't think it's possible for me to suffer
any more than I'm already suffering.
604
Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test.
605
Well... whatever you want to do, Edie.
606
Just know that I'm sorry.
607
I'm not going to the police.
608
You're not?
609
No.
610
The insurance company will just want to investigate,
and it'll delay my check.
611
Thank you.
612
But...
613
there is something I want you to do for me.
614
Of course. Anything.
615
You name it. What?
616
I want to be invited to your poker2 game.
617
Our poker games?
618
I'm not saying I'll go, and I'm not saying that you and
your little friends have to be nice to me,
619
but every once in a while, yeah, it'd be nice to be asked.
620
Well, uh, we meet on tuesdays, and it's potluck lunch.
Everybody has to bring something.
621
I'm not bringing anything.
622
Oh, you don't have to.
623
Well, this is good.
624
Thank you.
625
I guess I should go take a shower and...
626
wash Mrs. Huber off me.
627
Hold it.
628
I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes
going down some sewer3 drain.
629
Well, Edie, I-I have to clean up.
630
Well, this is such a beautiful lawn.
631
We could put her to rest right here.
632
On my front lawn?
633
Why not?
634
She could spend all of eternity4 looking at her house
and keep an eye on the neighborhood.
635
She'd like that.
636
Stand over here. I'll hose you off.
637
I don't think so.
638
You owe me.
639
Martha... I'm going to miss you.
640
Death is inevitable5.
641
It's a promise made to each of us at birth.
642
But before that promise is kept, we all
hope something will happen to us.
643
Whether it's the thrill of romance...
644
Hey, come back here!
645
The joy of raising a family...
646
I'm going to get you!
I'm going to get you!
647
Or the anguish6 of great loss...
648
we all hope to experience something
that make our lives meaningful.
649
But the sad fact is not all lives have meaning.
650
Some people spend their time on this planet
just sitting on the sidelines...
651
waiting for something to happen to them...
652
before it's too late.
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