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Fine. I'm not taking out the trash.
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Andrew?
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What are you gonna do? Torture1 me?
Go ahead, I can take it.
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What I want, what I have always wanted,
is for you to be happy.
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And you're not.
And I have no idea how to help you.
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You can start by
getting out of the way.
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I will not.
We'll talk about this now.
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I said, get out of the way.
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The next time you touch your mother like that,
I'll throw you through this wall.
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You understand me?
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Edie, wait up!
I want to ask you something.
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Can't stop.
Got to keep my heart rate up.
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I'm just wondering how you'd feel
if I went out with Bill.
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What?
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Um -- Bill asked me out.
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Bill? My Bill?
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Well, see, that's the thing --
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He doesn't think of himself as "your Bill".
He said that date was just a one time thing.
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Which I know because, when he asked me out,
I told him I thought you guys were involved.
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So you haven't agreed to go out with him?
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No. I wanted to check with you first.
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Wow. That's nice of you.
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So, can I?
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No.
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Edie!
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Why can't I go out with him?
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Because I saw him first!
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Come on, that's a third-rate thing to say.
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You asked my permission, I said no:
that should be the end of it.
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Technically, I don't need your permission.
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I so much want to like you.
But you just won't let me.
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Edie --
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Susan -- I try.
I try to look past your flaws2.
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Your klutziness.
That faux vulnerability3.
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Your hair!
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But you look for ways to push my buttons.
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He just wants to buy me a burrito.
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Susan, please.
Let me like you.
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OK.
I won't go out with him.
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I mean, obviously4 you have feelings for him.
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No, I don't.
I really don't.
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So what then?
If you can't have him, nobody can?
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See? Now you're thinking like a friend.
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# Ave Maria
Gratia plena... #
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What a voice.
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I have to hand it to Gabby and Carlos.
They do grief5 better than anyone.
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So how much did that horse and buggy set us back?
- Didn't mind.
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Being poor?
- A little.
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Eyes front, Padre.
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I can't believe Edie.
She doesn't have dibs on every man on the planet6.