Jim: What took you guys so long?

 

Finch¹: We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him.

 

Oz: Plus, that hot piece of ass² Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off.

 

Jim: You brought him?

 

Stifler³: Of course they brought me. When you guys were busy jacking off in high school, I was running this drill every weekend. Now, let's see what we are dealing⁴ with. Oh! Holy shit! Way to go, Jim.

 

Jim: Shh. Okay, nothing happened, Stifler. Okay? Nothing happened. Stop that!

 

Stifler: I'm sorry.

 

Oz: So, Jim, what do you wanna do?

 

Jim: I don't know. I can't just leave her here naked, you know? I mean, if the cops come by and find out I'm involved, I'm screwed.

 

Stifler: That leaves us with two options. We dump the body or we sneak⁵ her inside.

 

Finch: Dump the body? This isn't a mob hit.

 

Jim: Okay, wait a second. I have been in her house a million times to babysit. I can totally sneak her in through the back door. I need you guys to distract her parents. Do you think you can do that?

 

Stifler: I'm an expert, Jim. Trust me. I got this shit. Good evening, sir. My friend's car broke down, and we were just wondering if we could use your phone to call AAA.

 

Kara's Dad: You mean to tell me that none of you have cell phones?

 

Kara's Mom: Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity⁶ Dance Off.

 

Kara's Dad: Oh, yeah! Ostreicher.

 

Oz: Oh, yeah.

 

Kara's Dad: Hey, come on in.

 

Finch: That was very smooth, Stifler.

 

Stifler: Shut up, shitbreak. The last time I did this, cell phones didn't exist.

 

 

1. plus: 另外，并且

 

We had to have an actor who could generate real empathy. Plus he had to carry the audience through a lot of plot.（我们得找一名能真正入戏的男演员，而且他还得能让观众跟上复杂的剧情。）

 

2. drop off: 顺便送，送下车

 

I can drop you off on my way home.（我回家可以顺便送你。）

 

3. way to go: （北美，非正式）[用于表示快乐、赞同或兴奋]行，好，就该这么做

 

4. I'm screwed: 我就死定了，我就完了。

 

5. sneak: 潜行；偷偷溜走

 

Sometimes he would sneak out of his house late at night to be with me.（有时候，他会在深夜里偷偷溜出家与我相会。）

 

6. wait a second: 稍等一会儿

 

7. babysit: 临时受雇代外出的父母照料小孩

 

babysitter就是指临时照料孩子的人，保姆

 

8. AAA: American Automobile Association 美国汽车协会

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