和奶牛有关的英语笑话_儿童笑话

和奶牛有关的英语笑话

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Funny Cow Jokes 1

Why did the moron¹ give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

Funny Cow Jokes 2

Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

Funny Cow Jokes 3

Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!

Funny Cow Jokes 4

What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!

Funny Cow Jokes 5

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch² for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling³!

Cow Jokes

Funny Cow Jokes 6

Why was the calf⁴ afraid? He was a cow-herd!

Funny Cow Jokes 7

Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully⁵!

Funny Cow Jokes 8

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

Funny Cow Jokes 9

What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !

Funny Cow Jokes 10

What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

Funny Cow Jokes 11

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

Funny Cow Jokes 12

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

Funny Cow Jokes 13

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!

Funny Cow Jokes 14

What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder⁶ in there?”

Funny Cow Jokes 15

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

Funny Cow Jokes 16

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky⁷ Way!

Funny Cow Jokes 17

What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

Funny Cow Jokes 18

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Funny Cow Jokes 19

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed⁸ beef!

Funny Cow Jokes 20

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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1 moron
n.极蠢之人，低能儿
参考例句：
I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。 He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子！

2 ranch
n.大牧场，大农场
参考例句：
He went to work on a ranch.他去一个大农场干活。 The ranch is in the middle of a large plateau.该牧场位于一个辽阔高原的中部。

3 rustling
n. 瑟瑟声，沙沙声 adj. 发沙沙声的
参考例句：
the sound of the trees rustling in the breeze 树木在微风中发出的沙沙声 the soft rustling of leaves 树叶柔和的沙沙声

4 calf
n.小牛，犊，幼仔，小牛皮
参考例句：
The cow slinked its calf.那头母牛早产了一头小牛犊。 The calf blared for its mother.牛犊哞哞地高声叫喊找妈妈。

5 bully
n.恃强欺弱者，小流氓；vt.威胁，欺侮
参考例句：
A bully is always a coward.暴汉常是懦夫。 The boy gave the bully a pelt on the back with a pebble.那男孩用石子掷击小流氓的背脊。

6 fodder
n.草料；炮灰
参考例句：
Grass mowed and cured for use as fodder.割下来晒干用作饲料的草。 Guaranteed salt intake, no matter which normal fodder.不管是那一种正常的草料，保证盐的摄取。

7 milky
adj.牛奶的，多奶的；乳白色的
参考例句：
Alexander always has milky coffee at lunchtime.亚历山大总是在午餐时喝掺奶的咖啡。 I like a hot milky drink at bedtime.我喜欢睡前喝杯热奶饮料。

8 stewed
adj.焦虑不安的，烂醉的v.炖( stew的过去式和过去分词 )；煨；思考；担忧
参考例句：
When all birds are shot, the bow will be set aside;when all hares are killed, the hounds will be stewed and eaten -- kick out sb. after his services are no longer needed. 鸟尽弓藏，兔死狗烹。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 \"How can we cook in a pan that's stewed your stinking stockings? “染臭袜子的锅，还能煮鸡子吃！还要它？” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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