日期：2011-06-19 A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-12 Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time... Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-12 Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... Teacher: What? Eyelids? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-12 A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade（柠檬水） , cake, c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-12 Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-08 Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: It's here, sir. Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia? Sammy: Johnny, sir.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-06-08 A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up. Wow! said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-27 A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it. Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, compla... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-20 Ten steps from the porch（门廊） and twenty steps from the rose bushes, growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. There be treasure there! Aawrgh. So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high. He... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-20 Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked. The post office received the letter addressed to God, Los Angeles. They decided that it... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-20 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aun... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-05 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response always w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-05-05 Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-27 Johnny, name the fifty states, instructed the teacher. I can't, teacher Why, when I was your age I could name all the states, She scolded. Yeah, but then there were only thirteen, answered Johnny.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-26 Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? Blonde: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-04-11 A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. The man checked... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-25 Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-12 George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word tragedy. So George... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-05 Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited（禁止） . Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it's all right. my daughter replied, The police car behind us d... 阅读全文>>