日期：2024-01-08 An elementary school teacher asked a student why he was late. He replied, A nearby sign said. School ahead, slow down, go slow, so thats what I did. 一个小学老师问一个学生为什么迟到。 他回答说:附近有一个标志写着:前有学校,减速,慢行。所以我就照此做了... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A kid said to his dad,Pop, my leacher asked me if I had any younger siblings who will be coming to school. The dad teplied, What did your teacher say when you told him you are an only child? The kid answered, He said, Thank goodness! 一个孩子告诉他... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A father told his son, When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day, The kid replied, Well, when he was your age, he was president! 一个父亲告诉他的儿子:当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走10里路去上学。 这孩子回答:嗯,当他在你这个... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids. She replied, Hold your tongue. Thats not true! The boy said, Then why do you send me to bed when Im not tired and wake me up in the morning when I am? 一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在荞育孩子方面很糟糕。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A concerned teacher said, I hope I dont see anyone looking at another students paper. A student murmured to another, We hope you dont either! 一位老师担心地说:希望不要让我看到任何人在看别人的考卷。 一个学生小声地对另一个学生说:我们也希望你没看到! ho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A little boy told his dad he flunked his math test. The father asked his son why. The kid replied, The math whiz who sits next to me was absent on the day of the lest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸,他的数学考试没及格 爸爸问他儿子为什么。 小男孩回答:坐在我旁... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A tricky girl said, Mom, I got a one hundred in school today! The mom replied, Great, sweetie, tell me about it. The girl reluctantly said, Well, I got a twenty in math, a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling. 一个狡猾的女孩说:妈妈，我今天在学... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, Ive lost my mom! The cop said, Whats she like? The little girl replied, Shopping and gossiping! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于是她走到一个警察跟前说:我妈妈不见了! 这个警察说:她什么样子? 小女... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A kid asked his dadHey，Pop, can you write in the dark? The dad answered，Sure. What do you want me toWrite? The boy saidYour name on this report card. 一个孩子问他爸爸:嘿，爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗? 爸爸回答:当然。你要我写什么? 那男孩说:在这个成绩单上... 阅读全文>>

日期：2024-01-08 A ten-year-old student asked,Teacher,would you punish me for something I didnt do? Of course not,the teacher replied. The kid said,Good,because I didnt do my homework. 一个10岁的学生问:老师，你会因为我没有做过的事而处罚我吗? 老师回答:当然不会。 这个... 阅读全文>>

日期：2022-08-30 A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2020-04-07 Joke: Whats easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble. ****** Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom? Answer: It tocked too much... ****** Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? Answer: They ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2020-04-07 Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted the lesson to be very clear! Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is? Student: The guy who went out with Eve! Who is your best friend at school? Your princi-pal! Why did the Cyc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2020-03-25 Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay! Funny Cow Jokes 2 Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream! Funny Cow Jokes 3 Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockhol... 阅读全文>>

日期：2020-03-12 Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say Im pretty or ugly? A bit of both, actually, replies the teenager. How do you mean that? asks the puzzled Bridget. Id say youre pretty ugly.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2020-03-12 Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-25 Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-17 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-17 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到4... 阅读全文>>

日期：2016-08-17 Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man: He is really somebody. What does do? Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。... 阅读全文>>