日期：2013-04-10 Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven't I? 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？ 杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-21 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your chick looks really nice ah ...... 5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。 老爸：爸爸很累啦，你... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-21 In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day. One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to the embankment（路堤） , from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-31 A father said to his sons: Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it? The oldest son replied: Father, I'll eat it all! The father then said: Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it? The same son answered... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-31 In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student, What does this show? The student answered, It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening. Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now. Jack: You said, Jack, why aren't you listening? 老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课？ 杰克：老师，我正在听课呀！ 老... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？ 艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的家庭作业。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 Stranger: What's your name, little boy? Little boy: I don't konw. Stranger: How does your mother call you when the cakes are done? Boy: She doesn't call me, I am there already. 陌生人：小男孩，你的的名字叫什么？ 小男孩：我不知道。 陌生人：你妈妈在做... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty. Hey! he exclaimed crossly. Half of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-12-19 Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-12-19 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-12-19 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. I'd know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-12-19 The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? The mother smiled and gave him a reassu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 A preschooler asked his mother, Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say? The mother said, Just tell her that God is your father! The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, Who is your fathe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-08-21 One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-08-07 One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: You have thrown the letter... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-18 I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand（使命，差事） . When I came back, I found this note from my son: Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better. 我在做面... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-18 Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes a... 阅读全文>>