日期：2008-02-20 TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, Why doesn't your skin fit your face?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl as... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. Does the hole go all the way through? Yes. Did it hurt? Just a little. Did they stick a needle through your ears? No, they used a special gun. Silenc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening for a guy night. As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns? I responded that they were tiny seeds and were ok to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Daddy, where did I come from? the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should kno... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school. That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child? asked the mother. She just said, 'Thank goodn... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 More rockets were fired into Israel today. Israel responded by bombing more targets inside Lebanon. Now there's talk the U.S. might send some troops over there to help with border security. That's when you know the people over there are in trouble,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face. Yes, sir, the class said. Then why i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades somebody is going to get a spanking!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard. Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head? he asked his mother. He thinks a lot, replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again. Well, uh, yes it is. replied Carol. I made my homework paper into a paper airplane. Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do, said the t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe? The boy stopped and thoug... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A little farmboy comes in late for school. The teacher asks why he's late. The farmboy replies, I had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull. Annoyed, teacher demands, Can't your father do that? Little farmboy think... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular young man with curly auburn hair. Who's that? the little girl asked her mother. That's your fathe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. Lady, he explained, I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar. Wow, the woman replied. Who... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato, said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine. No, said the farmer, I get a dime for a tomat... 阅读全文>>