日期：2007-12-30 What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright! What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth! What do you get if you cross a worm and an elepha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game! What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? Your spinning me a yarn here! What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? I'm not sure, but I wou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall! What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital! Why are spiders go... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime! What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day! What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem! What did the slug say as he sli... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop! What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops! What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent! How did the toad die? He simply c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog! What di... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog! What's green and tough? A toad with a machine gun! Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? Because her husband spawned her affections! What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak! Wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What happened when a frog joined the cricket team? He bowled long hops! What do you get if you cross a frog... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What kind of bull doesn't have horns? A bullfrog! What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights! Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him! Why wa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et! What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz! What's the definition of a ne... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog! What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache! Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! W... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! What's the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket! Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer! What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse! What is a mou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! What is a myth? A female moth! What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes? Because rolling stones gather no moth... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back! What is the most religious insect? A mosque-ito! What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code? A morese-quito! What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try sewi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-18 Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance! What's an insects best chat up line? Pardon me, but is this stool taken! What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish bin! What happened to the man who turned into an insect? He just beetled off!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick! What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover! Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper! What is gree... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The one in the sugar bowl! How do you keep flies out of the kitchen? Put a pile of manure in the living... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time no flea! Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea! What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor? Ones going to itch and the... 阅读全文>>