日期：2007-12-08 What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty! Who held the baby octopus to ransome? Squidnappers! What part of a fish weighs the most? It's scales! What fish do road-menders use? Pneumatic krill! What happens when sharks take their clothes o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers! What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!) What kind of fis... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment? A flat fish! What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A beer-a-cuda! Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean? Billy the Squid! What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set! Wha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid! What do fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening! How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed! Where do you find a down-and-ou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker! What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather! What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw! Where do fish wash? In a river... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-08 Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school! What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike! How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything! 1st kipper: 'Smoking's... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! What has two legs and flies? A pig! What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? A cow that can milk itse... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose! How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! How do chickens dance? Chick to chick! What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo-cluck! What do you call a bull who tells jokes? La... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies! If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk! Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food? Because he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In a hog cabin! What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse! Why do pigs never recover from illness? Because you have to kill them before you cure them! What do you call a pig who's been arrested f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital! What do you say if you see a flying pig? 'I see bacon's going up'! Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihens! What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes? A swine gut! Why did the chicken cross... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! What would happen if bulls could fly? You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up! What do you get if a shee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-30 Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine! What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake! What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs! How do you stop a rooser c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes! What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up! Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep? She had a crook with her! What do you give a pony with a cold? Cough Stir... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu! What kind of doctor treats ducks? A quack! What did the well man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Why did the bull rush? Because it saw the cow slip! What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen! What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer! How do you fit more pigs... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo? Because he'd rather go to the movies! What's blue and has big ears? An elephant at the North Pole! What's grey and lights up? An electric elephant! What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? An... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Why did the elephant walk on two feet? To give the ants a chance! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they've no pockets to put things in! Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain? To stop getting wet! What do elephants do in th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell! A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. Why are you doing that? asked his neighbour It's to keep the elephants off the grass, he replied. But w... 阅读全文>>