日期：2008-05-30 Three men walked into a strip bar, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of a strippers butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, Reebok. She thinks that's a bit odd an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotio... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over. The other two are real nervous, What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself. The next d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow. Then he grabs her pussy and says Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting the doctor sees her in. Ok my good woman what is your problem the doctor asks. Well, she says, my husba... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. What the hell are you supposed to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise. Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he aske... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says Annabel before I die I have to tell you something. She replies Yes, yes dear anything what is it? He starts, The first year we were together, I c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 President Bush nominated John Bolton as the new ambassador to the U.N. He did it while the Senate was in recess. Democrats say President Bush circumvented the system to get his way. President Bush says that's ridiculous. I've never circumvented anyt... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked What's wrong? The old man replied I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get hom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asked him, Well, what do you think, doc? The doctor replied, We're going to have to put in a support for about a week. He then ta... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 George was planning on going out with The Boys when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house. George's Wife: The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt. George: But Honey, I promise that I wo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 During her annual checkup, a well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. Doctor, she replied shyly, I just can't undress in front of you. All right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and te... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweigh... 阅读全文>>