日期：2008-03-18 A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. This, he explained, is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste. After saying this, he dipped his... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 A man is telling a story... I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, three wood. I looked around and no one was behind m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 A Doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. What can I do for you today? the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied, Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems, Linda told her friend. That's amazing! Mary replied, So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice, I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had my wife give me a blowjob. It was fantastic and it really helpe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says you don't know jack schitt. Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman Can I smell your c*nt? F#ck off, no you can't smell my c*nt! the woman yells back at him, Oh, he replies, looking slightly confused, it must be your feet then.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. One day we should get her for this, said the first boy. I agree. Well grab her... said the second. Yeah, said the third. A... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5 per word. She thinks for a moment and says, Fred's dead. The man then informs her there is a five word minimum. She says Okay.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. I am the master of all these women. No one e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did she gently caressed his full beard. Are... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, Just hit the ball... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When a young man stepped out the door, a group of officers pounced, cuffing him and hustling him into a squad car. Seeing my astonished frozen expression, one cop c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. Private, the... 阅读全文>>