日期：2008-05-07 A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. T... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor. While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor re... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A wife went in to see a therapist and said, I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell. My dear, the shrink said, that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and splash they're all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule standing over there is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells them, I'll be back in one week. No more than one moose - got it? One week passes, and the pilot returns.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. I get such a yen for a cigarette, said one, that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard. That's fine for you, huffed her friend, but I don't happen t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 ((((RING)))) (((RING))) **Pick Up** Hello? Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone? No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank. Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and kn... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A two month pregnant woman asks her doctor, When will my baby move? The doctor answers, With any luck, right after he finishes college.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do '69'. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, I put my head between your legs and you put your... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her, and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited hi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, Honey, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat. Twenty dollars!... are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something. They run up to the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink company. When he asked about his duties, the manager explained. Oh! It's an easy job! All you have to is call on ten women buyers every day, and knock Seven-Up!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-18 This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've... 阅读全文>>