A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor¹．

“When I was first married，I was very happy． I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers²．Now everything's changed．When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me．”

“I don't know what you're complaining about，”said the counselor．“You're still getting the same service．”

28．汪汪叫的妻子

一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。

“刚结婚那会儿，我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家，我的小狗会绕着我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里，我的狗给我拿来拖鞋，我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。”

“我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”