A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch1.
I couldn't help noticing2 how happy you look, she says. What's your secret3 for a long, happy life4?
I smoke three packs5 a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever6 exercise.
Wow, that's amazing7, says the woman. How old are you?