Never Mind
　　　
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering¹ wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. 

However, before the police investigation² could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup³, "I got in the back seat by mistake." 

　　中文：

　　一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。” 

　　然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”

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