15-09-14 The image of a smooth-talking, chain-smoking and sexist James Bond may be a thing of the past as the latest 007 novel gives him a politically-correct makeover. 由于最新一部007系列小说给詹姆斯邦德进行了政治正确的大改造，能言善道、烟不离口、大男子主义...

15-08-20 Guy best friend is your non-romantic male soul mate. Usually when a girl is deprived of a brother, this male ends up being the replacement. They are as close as siblings and he means the world to her. He is referred to as the guy best friend usually...

15-06-09 Lion was awakened from sleep by a mouse running over his face. Rising up in anger, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the mouse piteously entreated, saying: If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness. The lion...

15-04-15 A student kept bugging his friend, What time is it? Finally, his friend complained, Why don't you get a watch like the rest of us. Why do I need a watch? There is always someone around to ask. But what can you do in the middle of the night, when you...

15-04-14 Please, my dear, be so generous as to let me have a little world of my own. If you find me scrawling on a piece of paper, please don't peep over my shoulders. It may be that I'm venting some pent-up feelings, long dennied expression, or trying to co...

15-03-06 Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hel...

15-03-03 From these elementary truths I easily deduced the others and the deistic Rosalie was soon made a Christian. But by what means, I repeat, could I join a little practice to the morality? Rosalie, bound to obey her father, could at the very most do no...

15-01-05 Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hel...

14-12-30 Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?' Mother: 'You're going out?' Daughter: 'Yes.' Mother: 'With whom?' Daughter: 'With a friend.' Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.' Daughte...

14-12-28 There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. -- M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), The Grand Budapest Hotel There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job. -...