14-03-11 Hold the horses. 稍等一下/慢着。 Let us give you the proper send-off. 那就让我们为你隆重送别吧。 Go about your business. 回去干活吧。 I don't. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 我可没有，我真想马上再来一次。 Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not g...

13-12-12 A kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a wolf passing under him. Immediately he began to revile and attack his enemy. Murderer and thief, he cried What do you do here near honest folks, horses? How dare you make an appearan...

13-10-30 A kid climbed up on to the roof of an outhouse, attracted by the grass and other things that grew in the thatch（茅草） ; and as he stood there browsing away, he caught sight of a wolf passing below, and jeered at（嘲笑） him because he couldn't rea...

13-07-09 A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell, Get the kid. 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠...

13-04-27 Kidult (a blend of kid and adult) refers to a so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called children's stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc....

13-04-23 It was a sunny Saturday afternoon in Oklahoma City. My friend and proud father Bobby Lewis was taking his two little boys to play miniature golf. He walked up to the fellow at the ticket counter and said, How much is it to get in? The young man repl...

12-10-24 精彩对白 Doug: Well, this is it. Let's go. OK. Now, no crapping on the carpet, alright? Taylor: Mum! It's the loser duck guy. Holly: Hi, Doug. Doug: Hi. Holly: I see you've already met my son, Taylor. Doug: Your son. Taylor: He lost my communicator....

11-04-19 Latchkey kid or latchkey child refers to a child who returns from school to an empty home because his or her parent or parents are away at work, or a child who is often left at home with little or no parental supervision. 挂钥匙儿童指因为父母出去工...

09-08-30 有些人追求时尚，橱窗里推荐什么就买什么，结果满街的人都穿同样的衣服。有些人追求个性，只在潮流大军中挑选适合自己风格的物件，所以被指千年不变。还有些人，只要是主流的东西，他们肯定不喜欢。各类小众摇滚秀场是他们必去的地方，不论男女都喜欢穿细瘦的铅笔牛仔...

09-08-22 上海第一家性教育夏令营本周正式亮相，营员大多年龄介于8岁到13岁不等。但这次夏令营只有6名男孩参加，缺少了女孩团。这家民间组织的夏令营为期三天，向每个营员收取人民币2，880元。教育和卫生专家提醒，由于家长们羞于与子女谈性，中国亟需关注未婚男女青年的性教育...