英语笑话 / 动物笑话

Cross-eyed Rottweiler

日期：2007-12-12 Aman took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it? Well said the vet lets have a look at him So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes. Well says the vet I'm going to have... 阅读全文>>

The Bar Mitzvah

日期：2007-12-12 Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. Really bad, said the second bee, the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey No problem, said the first bee, Just... 阅读全文>>

Does Your Dog Bite

日期：2007-12-12 There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite? the tourist asked. The old man replied, Nope. So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and gro... 阅读全文>>

Seeing Eye Chihuahua

日期：2007-10-06 here's a guy with a Doberman Pincer and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincer says to the guy with a Chihuahua, Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat. The guy with the Chihuahua says, We can't go in there. We'v... 阅读全文>>

The Amazing Pet

日期：2007-10-06 man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet that could do everything! The shop owner suggested a faithful dog. The man replied, Come on, a dog? T... 阅读全文>>

Cooking Instructions

日期：2007-10-06 ccording to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:... 阅读全文>>

Goodbye Ugly Suit

日期：2007-10-06 hen the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. Guess what, sir? the clerk said. I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've... 阅读全文>>

Life as a Female Bear

日期：2007-10-06 f you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean busines... 阅读全文>>