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The Interview

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances¹. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots³ were heard, one shot² after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging⁴ on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat⁵ from her brow⁶ and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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1 circumstances
n.境况；境遇；（尤指）经济状况；命运；环境( circumstance的名词复数 )；事件；境遇；机遇
参考例句：
The company reserves the right to cancel this agreement in certain circumstances. 本公司保留在一定条件下取消这项协议的权利。 There were extenuating circumstances and the defendant did not receive a prison sentence. 因有可减轻罪行的情节被告未被判刑。

2 shot
n.炮弹，射击，射手；v.射击，发出，发芽；vbl.射击，发出，发芽
参考例句：
He shot a wild duck.他射中一只野鸭。 All the children shot out their hands for the money.所有的孩子突然伸出手来要钱。

3 shots
射手( shot的名词复数 )；开枪；发射；注射
参考例句：
The man fired several shots from his pistol. 那个男人用手枪开了几枪。 When the shots rang out, everyone hit the deck. 就在枪声传来的时候，大伙都躺倒在地。

4 banging
vt.猛击，猛撞（bang的现在分词形式）
参考例句：
The baby was banging the table with his spoon. 小宝宝用调羹敲打着桌子。 Stop banging around, children, Father is trying to sleep. 孩子们，别到处乱敲！爸爸想睡觉。来自《简明英汉词典》

5 sweat
n.汗，汗水，水珠，焦急；vi.出汗，渗出，冒出水气，结水珠，烦恼，懊恼；vt.使出汗，流出，榨出，使汗流浃背
参考例句：
She was all of a sweat.她一身大汗。 She is always all of a sweat before the exam.她临考前总是急得不得了。

6 brow
n.额，脑门子；眉毛，眉脊
参考例句：
The years have set their mark on his brow.年岁在他的额上打下了印记。 He wiped the sweat from his brow with his hands.他用手擦去了额头上的汗。

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