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Car Accident

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A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident.
Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt.
After they crawled¹ out of their cars, the woman said,
"Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed.
Fortunately, we aren't hurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely².
This must be a sign from God! "
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle³.... My car is
completely ruined but this bottle of wine didn't break.
It's a sign that God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man agreed, opened the bottle and drank half, and then
handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police

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1 crawled
v.爬( crawl的过去式和过去分词 )；（昆虫）爬行；缓慢行进；巴结
参考例句：
They crawled along on their bellies. 他们匍匐前进。 She crawled onto the river bank and lay there gulping in air. 她爬上河岸，躺在那里喘着粗气。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 completely
adv.完全地，十分地，全然
参考例句：
She never completely gave up hope.她从不完全放弃希望。 I feel completely in the dark on this question.这件事使我感到茫然。

3 miracle
n.奇迹，令人惊奇的人或事
参考例句：
The doctors said that his recovery was a miracle. 医生们说他的复原是件奇事。 It is simply a miracle that rice should grow in such a place.稻子竟能在这样的地方生长，这实在是个奇迹。

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