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Politically Correct Woman

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She is not a BLEACHED¹ BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED².

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY³ - She is METALLICALLY⁴ OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED⁵ - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION⁶.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC⁷ UNDERACHIEVER.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR⁸ OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY⁹ IGNORANT.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE¹⁰ ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY¹¹ - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY¹².

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP¹³ - She has reached COSMETIC¹⁴ SATURATION¹⁵.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS¹⁶ - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT¹⁷.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

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1 bleached
漂白的，晒白的，颜色变浅的
参考例句：
His hair was bleached by the sun . 他的头发被太阳晒得发白。 The sun has bleached her yellow skirt. 阳光把她的黄裙子晒得褪色了。

2 impaired
adj.受损的；出毛病的；有（身体或智力）缺陷的v.损害，削弱( impair的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
Much reading has impaired his vision. 大量读书损害了他的视力。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 His hearing is somewhat impaired. 他的听觉已受到一定程度的损害。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

3 jewelry
n.（jewllery）（总称）珠宝
参考例句：
The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。 Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。

4 metallically
金属的
参考例句：
A sharp metallic note coming from the outside frightened me. 外面传来尖锐铿锵的声音吓了我一跳。 The pair of lions which were found five years ago were metallic. 这对五年前发现的狮子是金属制的。

5 conceited
adj.自负的，骄傲自满的
参考例句：
He could not bear that they should be so conceited.他们这样自高自大他受不了。 I'm not as conceited as so many people seem to think.我不像很多人认为的那么自负。

6 incarceration
n.监禁，禁闭；钳闭
参考例句：
He hadn't changed much in his nearly three years of incarceration. 在将近三年的监狱生活中，他变化不大。来自辞典例句 Please, please set it free before it bursts from its long incarceration! 请你，请你将这颗心释放出来吧！否则它会因长期的禁闭而爆裂。来自辞典例句

7 metabolic
adj.新陈代谢的
参考例句：
Impressive metabolic alternations have been undergone during embryogenesis.在胚胎发生期间经历了深刻的代谢变化。 A number of intoxicants are associated with metabolic acidosis.许多毒性物质可引起代谢性酸中毒。

8 detour
n.绕行的路，迂回路；v.迂回，绕道
参考例句：
We made a detour to avoid the heavy traffic.我们绕道走，避开繁忙的交通。 He did not take the direct route to his home,but made a detour around the outskirts of the city.他没有直接回家，而是绕到市郊兜了个圈子。

9 athletically
adv.竞赛地，运动比赛地，具运动员风范地
参考例句：
Tall, athletically built, but with a slight, shy stoop to his shoulders. 高个子，运动员身材，但有点轻微的水蛇腰。来自互联网 She does not hate sports on TV, she is athletically biased. 她不讨厌体育频道，只是对运动有些偏见。来自互联网

10 fragrance
n.芬芳，香味，香气
参考例句：
The apple blossoms filled the air with their fragrance.苹果花使空气充满香味。 The fragrance of lavender filled the room.房间里充满了薰衣草的香味。

11 chubby
adj.丰满的，圆胖的
参考例句：
He is stocky though not chubby.他长得敦实，可并不发胖。 The short and chubby gentleman over there is our new director.那个既矮又胖的绅士是我们的新主任。

12 density
n.密集，密度，浓度
参考例句：
The population density of that country is 685 per square mile.那个国家的人口密度为每平方英里685人。 The region has a very high population density.该地区的人口密度很高。

13 makeup
n.组织；性格；化装品
参考例句：
Those who failed the exam take a makeup exam.这次考试不及格的人必须参加补考。 Do you think her beauty could makeup for her stupidity?你认为她的美丽能弥补她的愚蠢吗？

14 cosmetic
n.化妆品；adj.化妆用的；装门面的；装饰性的
参考例句：
These changes are purely cosmetic.这些改变纯粹是装饰门面。 Laughter is the best cosmetic,so grin and wear it!微笑是最好的化妆品，所以请尽情微笑吧！

15 saturation
n.饱和(状态)；浸透
参考例句：
The company's sales are now close to saturation in many western countries.这家公司的产品销售量在许多西方国家已接近饱和。 Road traffic has reached saturation point.公路交通已达到饱和点。

16 implants
n.（植入身体中的）移植物( implant的名词复数 )
参考例句：
Hormone implants are used as growth boosters. 激素植入物被用作生长辅助剂。来自《简明英汉词典》 Perhaps the most far-reaching project is an initiative called Living Implants From Engineering (LIFE). 也许最具深远意义的项目，是刚刚启动的建造活体移植工程 (LIFE)。来自英汉非文学 - 生命科学 - 医学的第四次革命

17 resistant
adj.(to)抵抗的，有抵抗力的
参考例句：
Many pests are resistant to the insecticide.许多害虫对这种杀虫剂有抵抗力。 They imposed their government by force on the resistant population.他们以武力把自己的统治强加在持反抗态度的人民头上。

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