A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells¹ "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
 
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。

他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”

那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”

他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。

要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。