A senile（高龄的） actress went  to see a doctor. The doctor enquired¹, "How old are you?" The actress  said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled² down on her case history（病历） : "Amnesia³."

一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：“您的年龄？”女演员说：“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道：“丧失记忆。”