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Generous Lawyer

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One day a lawyer¹ was² riding in his limosine when he saw³ a guy⁴ eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got⁵ out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"

The man replied⁶, "I'm so poor, I can't afford⁷ anything thing to eat."

So the layer⁸ said⁹, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys¹⁰ says, "But I have a wife¹¹ and three kids¹²." The lawyer told him to bring them along¹³.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer replied, "You're going¹⁴ to love it there... the grass is a foot tall!"

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1 lawyer
n.律师，法学家
参考例句：
My son is a lawyer.我儿子是律师。 A lawyer is often called in to write a will.律师常被请来写遗嘱。

2 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

3 saw
vbl.看见(see的过去式)；n.锯；v.用锯子锯
参考例句：
Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗？ The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你，就知道你在生我的气。

4 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

5 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

6 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

7 afford
vt.提供，负担得起的(后果，损失等)，给予
参考例句：
At last they could afford a house.他们终于买得起房子了。 I'll afford you a chance.我将给你提供一个机会。

8 layer
adj.层，层次
参考例句：
These seeds must be covered with a layer of earth.这些种子必须盖上一层泥土。 The branches are weighed down by a heavy layer of snow.树枝都被厚雪压弯了。

9 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

10 guys
n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）
参考例句：
Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。 A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。来自《简明英汉词典》

11 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

12 kids
n.小孩( kid的名词复数 )；年轻人；小山羊；小山羊皮
参考例句：
My funny drawings amused the kids. 我的滑稽图画把孩子们逗乐了。 The neighbours' kids are the bane of my life . 街坊邻居的孩子让我生活得很不安宁。

13 along
adv.一道，一起；prep.沿着，顺着
参考例句：
Would you like to come along?你想一起去吗？ They walked slowly along the road.他们沿着公路慢慢走。

14 going
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。 He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

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